BuddhaRocks

Married dude from Michigan. I like good food, good beer and a wide variety of music. I write poetry/prose, take photos (which I post on occasion) and just goof around. I sometimes like to re-post things in a slightly-altered (and hopefully comedic) manner, just to see if anyone notices.
squidwurd: we are the generation of innovators Yeah, congratulations on innovating a way to waste even more time (and more water) when you’re supposed to be bathing.

squidwurd:

we are the generation of innovators

Yeah, congratulations on innovating a way to waste even more time (and more water) when you’re supposed to be bathing.

(Source: ifitsclassic, via dundermifflinthisisjeff)

Nice Led Zeppelin reference, but I think you’ve overlooked several large dinosaurs in your assessment of heaviest things to walk the earth. Mastodons are supposed to have weighed just under 5 tons. A Diplodocus is supposed to have weighed about 113 tons.

(Source: wednnesdaay, via chaos-rampant)

For Rest

Standing fifty feet tall

Head in the clouds

Feet rooted

Deep in the earth


Whisperings

Soft and low

Though thunderous voice

Once bellowed


Calm and gentle hand

Mighty destroyer of worlds

Lays at rest

This supine divinity


Though rumbling hunger

Shall soon be met

Yet another

Torn asunder

This dude is hilarious… “Oh! You almost had it!”

This dude is hilarious…


“Oh! You almost had it!”

I Wanna Be The One

I wanna be the one

Who makes you stop and stare


I wanna be the one

Who feels you start to care


I wanna be the one

Who puts you in a bind


I wanna be the one

Who helps you change your mind


I wanna be the one

Who gets your flag unfurled


I wanna be the one

Who lets you see the world